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Pirates Demotivational Poster


POKE'R -


TAGS: poke r pirates babe booty
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

culos - August 2, 2010, 4:28 am
Liquor in the front, poker in the back....sounds like a party to me!


pirates -


TAGS: pirates grammar nazi
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 5:54 pm
Thanks, JW! Glad I made you laugh!
JesusWept - May 3, 2015, 12:41 pm
LOL nice one. L L L L L
mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 3:06 am
I agree Cern! I'm severely dyslexic. Most of mi airers ar due two this. LOL!! Thanks for the 5er!
mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 3:04 am
Thanks, IgV!
concern3 - May 3, 2015, 3:01 am
Grammar nazis suck. they feel superior because the speak weller English than me.but this is funny a 5er
lgvernon - May 3, 2015, 12:21 am

Love this!


PIRATES - Unlike invisible ninjas, there are at LEAST five jokes involving "plunder" & "booty" in this pic


TAGS: ninjas vs pirates
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:12 am
No offense, but I wouldn't "plunder" that "booty" with a ten ft. "plank." It's probably seen many planks and I wouldn't want "splinters." Funny poster though.
nifftyman - December 30, 2011, 12:57 pm
I think you were going for, "I would plunder her booty"? Just asking is all...


UNDERWATER NINJAS - Natural enemy of Somali pirates


TAGS: underwater ninjas natural enemy somali pirates
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Portgas D. Ace

AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:17 pm
Girl in swimsuit. Old woman covered with a black garbage sack. Makes perfect sense to me.
captainofaboat - April 23, 2010, 6:14 pm
politically incorrect 5L


SAVVY? -




PIRATE OR NINJA? - The Six Degrees of Separation Game works every time. But does this make Kevin Bacon a Pirate Ninja?


TAGS: october challenge pirates and ninjas equate
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Death - November 5, 2009, 2:28 am
You sir, are a genius.


THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.


TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics muslim pirates president fail owned
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Daniel Rivers - January 18, 2011, 11:25 pm
@Derek-Yeah it was the Barbary Wars. "To the Shores of Tripoli" From the Marines Hymn is talking about this part in US History. Tripoli is in modern Lybia and US ships were being forced to pay "protection" money like the Mob does. Thommy don't play dat
Derek - August 27, 2009, 8:14 pm
Muslim pirates eh?


PIRATES VERSUS NINJAS - The Question Is Finally Answered.




BIKERS IN THE SEA -




SOMALI PIRATES... -


TAGS: somali pirates kraken
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

lordblackdragon - February 19, 2012, 12:27 am
I'll bet money that there are still laws on the books that would let us simply hang any pirate that we catch.
guyfox - March 5, 2011, 6:00 pm
that's how it should be
Iconoclast - March 5, 2011, 3:09 pm
Release the Naval forces, no more capture and release. Capture, try em on board, hang em.


DAVY JONES - Such a shame. Now who will rule the seven seas?


TAGS: davy jones locker pirates
Rating: 4.89/5

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tugtramp - June 21, 2012, 10:44 am
I couldn't accept it when Mom told me Davy Jones had died. Then I saw her face. Now I'm a Believer.
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:37 pm
Wow It Makes You Wonder, Dod't Ash For Hum The Bell Tolls , It Tolls For They !
holymoly - March 1, 2012, 10:05 am
Sarah Mclachlan says donate now.. Save the monkeys .. RIP Davey


SAMUS ARAN - The original "replay value"




TECHNOLOGY - Without it, POTC would suck


TAGS: potc pirates of the caribbean technologie
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Thewmas

OMFGLOLZ - August 16, 2009, 12:46 am
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
lola - June 6, 2009, 3:54 pm
the guy in the lower right front is an elf. Pointy ears and sharp teeth. That's BEFORE the CG.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 2:24 pm
I would actually watch the whole movie like that. It's like a seafaring logan's run!
Mr. Shiny - June 6, 2009, 1:17 pm
No it wouldn't, those guys on the top actually frighten me more.


GLOBAL TEMPERATURE V.S NUMBER OF PIRATES - Obviously we need more pirates in the world.




PIRATES - Every household should have one.


TAGS: cats pirates sweet
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Sten

Signe - February 10, 2009, 7:22 pm
That puss is HARDCORE


DOUBT - The Fear That Your Crew is Not Seaworthy.


TAGS: pirates doubt silly renaissance festival garf
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by IK the Troll

Doc - January 23, 2009, 7:45 am
Aaaaarrrrr! So it be!
mb - June 27, 2008, 3:35 pm
brilliant!


AMPUTEE PIRATE BABE - Three words that made MotiFake History! Now...let's go for a sail...shall we?




PIRATES FTW - Because ninjas don't have wenches


TAGS: pirates
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by agnar

Me_ - April 15, 2010, 2:43 pm
Oh look this one again 1 L
Bovee - February 4, 2010, 5:30 pm
The captain bottle and not doing the pose, oh well even though the ladies are not 10's its still a great poster.
phydeaux - February 4, 2010, 4:50 pm
Fact, truth, I tell you three times!


THAR SHE BLOWS - "Meet me at four bells belowdecks, Sailor, and I'll let you touch my cat-o-nine-tails."


TAGS: pirates
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by Mongo



GROSSLY OVERMATCHED - A.K.A. Twins vs. Yankees playoff series.




PIRACY - Oh Dear God, It all looked so, so colorful in those Johnny Depp movies.




Awesome Character Concepts -




PIRATES VS NINJAS -


TAGS: pirates ninjas debate
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by ronsart

cbc_rules - October 7, 2009, 7:56 pm
PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE!!!


MUTINY -


TAGS: pirates bears love hate cubby
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - December 20, 2010, 11:59 pm
Pirate Bears


ILLEGAL DOWNLOADING -




STRAWHAT PIRATES -


TAGS: one piece anime pirates cubby
Rating: 4.14/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - February 20, 2011, 8:39 pm
Yo-ho, yo-ho, a mutant's life for a boy who can't swim, hasn't found his treasure, hasn't banged the girl, drags along any rebel of society he sees!


AMERICA’S NAVY SEALS -


TAGS: navy seals america pirates
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by ronsart

LogicDude - April 13, 2009, 8:51 am
This could only have ended like it did - you know the SEALs were chomping at the bit to get their iron in these guys!
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 11:45 pm
Hopefully, this will prevent these dumbasses from trying to board another US flagged ship. Way to go, Seals. Nice tribute, Ron and quick too. 5 sealions.
RON - April 12, 2009, 7:12 pm
3 great head shots...so happy the Captain is safe.


WHY ARE PIRATES PIRATES ? - because they Arrrrgggggghhhhhh




PIRATES - Are Sexy!




CATCH AND RELEASE - The Dutch Navy is doing it W R O N G !


TAGS: somali pirates captured then released by dutch navy
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Cubbybear - April 22, 2009, 7:13 pm
Look how they handled the Natalie Holloway case


DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES - Are Ye Ready...Obama?


TAGS: pirates
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Mark - April 14, 2009, 11:47 pm
My hat's off to BHO for giving the SEALs the green light.


JEWELRY - Cause every woman wants a black pearl necklace...AArgh.




PIRATES - Why ninjas are cooler.




THE LACK OF PIRATES - The REAL real cause of global warming.


TAGS: pirates global warming
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by thegreenronin

manicbranic - April 1, 2009, 11:50 am
Did you know that pirate attacks increased in 2008? Lo and behold, ocean and atmospheric tempreatures dropped as well...


ARMAGEDDON IS COMING - Choose your team wisely.


TAGS: pirates ninjas chuck norris jesus google trends armageddon is coming choose yor team
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by Dalton

RA - May 14, 2009, 4:09 pm
Weird how ninjas are laying low...for now.
guest - April 22, 2009, 1:12 am
no it will be Mister Rogers in a blood soaked sweater be the last one standing
Pablo - December 9, 2008, 4:12 am
No matter who you choose, only one man will survive, and that man will be Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris puts the laughter into slaughter.
Lloyd - November 28, 2008, 7:41 pm
I choose porn cos porn beats jesus
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 2:42 am
people search for ninjas but they can never be found...


BLOCKBUSTER BABIES -




PIRATES - MAYBE THEY ARE NOT AS EPIC AS FEMALE NINJAS BUT AT LEAST THEY ARE HERE SINCE THE STONE AGE




PIRATES - THANK GOD THEY DON'T MAKE THEM LIKE THEY USE TOO!!


TAGS: pirates
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by SWIGGY



LEARN TO READ A GRAPH - This shows that pirates are decreasing as tempetures rise. They're the only thing keeping us cool!


TAGS: pirates graphs tunnels
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by Spoon

rawr - March 19, 2009, 11:31 pm
breeding?
rawr - March 19, 2009, 11:31 pm
and did anyone notice that it starts at 35000 then goes to 45000, but then goes down. i suspect breading.
rawr - March 19, 2009, 11:30 pm
i think he ment to "try and TEACH something to someone"... :/
Porcelina - November 18, 2008, 5:05 pm
What does it mean to learn something to someone...?
Dave - November 18, 2008, 4:50 pm
he's talking about pirates in general, not an increase or decrease. Learn to interpret a motifake before trying to learn something to someone


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